Vernon

The Vernons
Donald Vernon is a construction worker with a big problem: his shrew of a wife May Ginsberg has started to only cook gourmet foods in a Hyacinth Bucket-style misguided effort to make themselves seem classier than they are. While his friends like Lawrance Kubiac and others dine on simple bologna-and-cheese sandwiches for lunch, Donald is saddled with crab sandwiches and other cooking atrocities. To his horror, he discovers his wife has bought an unusually large Major Electric microwave oven, which makes the meals worse in half the time.
After a few weeks he couldn’t tolerate this anymore and had a big argument after wich May returned to Connersvile with her family. Donald has been living alone since, eating all the meat he wants and bringing hookers to his home to keep him company on his home at St. Andrews.

Vernon

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