d20 Modern: Heavens and Earths
Connie & Curtis are newlyweds whose honeymoon has been interrupted by different problems for the past 5 years. Connie screams whenever she is surprised, which means that she spends most of the time screeching. His sister told him the day of the wedding: ”Curtis, are you sure that you want to spend fifty years married to the caterwauling banshee of Shelby County?” They live in St. Andrews and she works at the Starbucks on Kingsgate Shopping Centre. He works as a minor government officer on Old Town.