d20 Modern: Heavens and Earths
Residents were forced to call the police after allegedly witnessing one of their neighbors having sexual intercourse with a pit bull terrier. It was reported that Bernard Marsonek, from Eerie, Indiana, ignored repeated requests to cease copulating with the canine in his back garden. When cops arrived Mr Marsonek was arrested for aggravated animal cruelty, two counts of being a felon in possession of a firearm as well as a single count of sexual activity involving animals. Eerie City Animal Services are reported to have taken eight large pit bulls that were located at his property. Mr Marsonek, who has a previous unrelated conviction, was released from jail yesterday on a $17,500 bond. Bernard Marsonek is also a fan of rapper Armando Perez who goes by the stage name Pitbull and is the artist behind the official 2014 Fifa World Cup song We Are One (Ole Ola) a song that he sings when he is having sex woth pitbulls.