d20 Modern: Heavens and Earths
Old Industrial Area
Known for being the second worst bar in Eerie, Paddy’s Pub acts as a playground for the best of the worst. In fact, Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Frank, and Sweet Dee are, more or less, the only regulars of Paddy’s Pub (minus the occasional masturbating hobo and cocaine-snorting priest). They can regularly be found downing an offensive amount of beer in the bar, only to be interrupted by the occasional drug-induced Green Man sighting. This place is located at the Old Industry Area. Owen Fratelli from St. Andrews likes to hang out in Paddy’s Pub.
“For Manly Love be here march 25th at 2:15 am sharp.”
Sea Bass is a trucker who spits on Harry’s hamburger after Harry accidentally hits him with a salt shaker at a roadside diner, and is later foiled by Harry again, when he attempts to assault Lloyd (seen as a sexual assault) in a truck stop bathroom.
He might huck a luggie on your burger if you a toss a salt shaker in his direction, but behind the tough-guy façade, all Sea Bass wants is to be loved…preferably by another man, in a roadside bathroom stall. And, aw heck, we’re suckers for Rom-Coms! We join Sea Bass behind the wheel of his big rig, with only the lonely road, his Madonna The Immaculate Collection CD, and his miniature pinscher, Princess, for company. Will this luckless loverboy get his heart ripped out again and again, or does his one true love await at the end of the freeway?