American Chicken Bunker

American Chicken Bunker
Old Industrial Area
“General Lee” Roy is trying to create a franchise of fast food restaurant at the Old Industrial Area to compete with McDowels at Northumberland. He is always happy, except when his nationwide franchise is laying an egg and he is turning into the Philly Fanatic’s evil cousin. His cousing Old Arbie (who insists on wearing a skirt and thong. I never thought that I would see that much of him, and don’t want it to happen again. Ever. Ever, ever.) is in charge of the restaurant. Old Arbie’s son, Young Arbie is an immature jerkwad, (and I would say that even if I had not been subjected to him wearing a thong under a skirt, performing coitus with a cash register, and making at least seven too many references to a butt plug. Jerkwad.) that works at the local American Chicken Bunker located at the Old Industry Area. Another of the employees is Denny, he wears a beret, a Boy Scout shirt with USMC Private First Class chevrons on the sleeves, and a look of complete disbelief, for most of the time. Humus is Muslim and Paco Bell is a gay Hispanic man who ends up as a talking sloppy joe sandwich.

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American Chicken Bunker

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