d20 Modern: Heavens and Earths
"Who's 'n there?"
A dimwitted backwoods hick that lives in a small cottage on Bradford Fields near the Abandoned Airstrip called Verrill Cottage. He talks about the many meteorites that fall into –and near- his property. He talks about selling them to get enough money from the local college to pay off his $200 monthly bank loan. He talks a lot about weird things falling from the sky.
2005: “There are they again, Mr. Sherriff, those dammed pigs-dogs that are always laughing at me… Hello? Dammed Mr. Sherriff, you hanged up on me again!”