Edith Gordon


Nurse Edith
Gordon has a sister named Crazy Fat Edith. They chase a cat around a table. Repeatedly. Nurse Edith and her brother Gordon live in a house which doubles as The Shady Palms Clinic. I’m not exactly sure what they do there. Sometimes, Gordon washes the balcony with a rubber hose. An old woman says “HHYYELLO” when answering the phone and Gordon pretends to cough while spying over a bannister. There’s a lot of rats, and creative uses of the word “bitch”. Edith and Gordon sit on a couch and stare at the floor.

Edith works taking care of people at their own homes.


Edith Gordon

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