Agatha Trunchbull

"Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto!"


Agatha Trunchbull
Ex Principal Agatha Trunchbull of Edgar Allan Poe School.

“My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that’s my motto !”
“They’re all mistakes, children. Filthy, nasty things, glad I never was one.”
“You’re too small, grow up quicker!”
“I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. They’re the bane of my life. They are like insects. They should be got rid of as early as possible. Hah, [makes spraying gesture] psst ! My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children… at all.”
“Besides, even if you didn’t do it, I’m going to punish you; because I’m big and you’re small and I’m right and you’re wrong and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

“The Trunchbull” is a harsh and cruel tyrant. It is her solid conviction that adults are always right and children are always wrong. However, beneath her cruel face she shows to the world, she is actually a very fearful person. Miss Trunchbull is a large woman. She dresses in a blue overcoat with black shoes and drab colored knee high socks. A couple of notable features are her nose, which is a bit long and pointed, and the veins that can be seen throughout her body. Miss Trunchbull never wears make-up. She pulls her hair back in a tight bun. She used to be in the Olympics, shot-put, javelin, hammer-throw, she is very strong for a woman her age and size. Miss Trunchbull is the meanest headmistress to ever run an elementary school, she was in charge of the Elementary Building on Edgar Allan Poe School for four years before been fired by the mayor because of complaints placed by many parents. She lives at an old and wear-down small mansion house on Chapel Hills.


Agatha Trunchbull

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